Chazography

Have you ever gone back and looked at old pictures only to be disappointed with some of the physical changes you’ve undergone throughout the years? It’s certainly happened to me. I was looking at some older pictures of myself the other day when I realized just how much weight I’ve gained during my time as a college studen, and I must say that I was not pleased. This has further fueled my recent desire to get in shape. Maybe the disappointment would be slightly offset if some of my physical transformations had been such things as cyborg vision with cool HUD showing me what’s going on. Oooh, I know… that cool cybernetic arm that Will Smith’s character had in i,Robot. Then I’d be super strong, and I could go and join the MLB, and I wouldn’t have to worry about keeping up with all those dude’s who take steroids. Alack alas, these were no the cool changes in my physical stature. Instead, I’m stuck with a higher bodyfat percentage which simply won’t do.

How will I tackle this problem? Well, I’ve got a few options. The easiest thing to do would be to Photoshop those old pictures to make me look fatter than I do now. If the pictures don’t support my current visions of the past, it didn’t really happen that way did it? Yeah, that’s probably not the best idea. On the other hand, I could possibly find the Doc Brown from Back To The Future. We could then take the time machine well into the future when I could get my cool cybernetic enhancements. I guess that’s not highly feasible, though. I guess the option that I’m stuck with is to lead a healthier lifestyle complete with me working out and eating correctly. I’ve already started though I’ve been so busy that I haven’t made it to the gym as much as I’d like to lately. However, after seeing those old pictures, I’m more motivated than ever.