Chazography

Computers are changing the way people do many, many things and are becoming an indispensable tool for one’s everyday life. Lately, people seem to be using their computers to create homemade greeting cards, and though thoughtful, there are many who truly need to leave the creative designs to the professionals. We can’t all be Mr. Deeds, afterall. Even my very own familia has grown fond of this approach in recent years. However, I don’t worry about the finished product since I either design the card or am personally involved in the creative process. You might think that I sound vain or am suffering from a case of hubris, but I can assure you that I am not. It’s just common knowledge that I’m amazing at everything and so it goes without saying that our homemade greeting cards must be outstanding.

In fact, some of our cards are so good that I shall henceforth stamp them with the newly created seal of Chazmark Greeting Cards. This should alert anyone lucky enough to receive one of these cards that they are viewing yet another quality Chaz-made product. I can already see Hallmark shaking in its boots, and I’m sure I’ll be hearing from them soon. Undoubtedly, they’ll want to buy some of my designs to market as their own, or they’ll want to broker a deal to buy the Chazmark name. Afterall, if it’s got my name on it, it’s got to be pretty darn good. All that’s left now is to think up some future designs and slogans to begin building the Chazmark brand.